Button Depression Rapidly Approaches Epidemic Status

 A recent Daily Reconstitution survey indicates an drastic increase in button depression worldwide. While the degree of depression has gone virtually unrecognized for decades, millions of Americans are beginning to see evidence of the epidemic in their daily lives.

Much of the increase can be attributed to the proliferation of electronic devices such as personal computers and cel phones. The survey showed that many of these devices increased the level of depression found both in the home and the workplace. Once aware of the problem many users of these devices are discovering depression right under noses and fingertips.

Button experts recommend that individuals assessing the level of button depression in their lives begin to watch and listen for telltale indicators. Common indicators include short clicks, beeps and tones. Other signs include feeling of pressure beneath one or more fingers or an alternating sense of being something being off and on..

While most experts agree that this form of depression is widespread, few are able to assess its long term effects. Depending upon the type of depression and its location in society the effects of depression can range from euphoria to Armageddon. What ever the effect, the need for more research is still pressing.